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thylaa:

#MY FAVORITE FICS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOME OF SPOCK’S MEMORIES GOT TRANSFERED IN THE MIND MELD #AND KIRK IS LIKE WELL SHIT BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE AND THIS DOUCHEBAG ARE KIND OF REALLY GAY FOR EACH OTHER #AND HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THAT DID HE SERIOUSLY ONCE FAKE A BACK CRAMP TO GET SPOCK TO MASSAGE HIM

But can I have recs to such fics?

I’m new to the Star Trek fandom…but I seem to have come over to the darkside after rewatching the 2009 one and seeing the new one. And I just don’t know where to start with the fics….

trekgate:

Ode to Spot - Data

“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.”

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littlemisshamish:

comic #21: damn you kids with your porn and gay stuff

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bluesrat:

dduane:

toni-tan:

0hsosketchy:

ytoob:

venezuelan poodle moth

such a cutie

it looks like it flew here straight from some anime

it looks like a rabbit-fairy oh my god

If you tried to invent something like this and put it in a book, everyone would laugh…

Things like this actually exist on the planet.

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

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zeroi:

tartingshop:

whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of

wanders in

it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!

it’s great

#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE BRIDGE

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lifeandotheroddtales:

Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.

House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.

Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.

BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.

Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.

Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.

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theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

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kalkiedoodles:

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

WHOA. 80

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